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Go The F*ck To Sleep - Moo Like a Monkey
Go The F*ck To Sleep - Moo Like a Monkey
Go The F*ck To Sleep - Moo Like a Monkey
Go The F*ck To Sleep - Moo Like a Monkey

Go The F*ck To Sleep

£10.99

The bestselling gift book for exhausted parents everywhere.
The windows are dark in the town, child. 
The whales huddle down in the deep. 
I’ll read you one very last book if you swear
You’ll go the fuck to sleep

 

Go the F*ck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old and expectant.*

*(You probably shouldn’t read this to your children.)

“Total genius”
JONATHAN LETHEM, AUTHOR OF MOTHERLESS BROOKLYN, FATHER OF TWO

“Beautiful, brilliant, funny as fuck. A new Contented Little Baby Book for the discontented parent”
HELEN WALSH, AUTHOR OF GO TO SLEEP, MOTHER OF ONE

“An instantly recognisable and timeless theme tune for bleary-eyed parents everywhere - a hymn to the horrors of bedtime. Beautifully crafted, rhythmical, affectionate, profane and searingly honest, it is very funny.”
ALEX FREAN
Times

“A gleeful howl of blasphemy … for the exhausted parent, nudged to the brink of sanity by lack of sleep, GTFTS is more than a reason to snigger - it’s a gesture of compassion.”
BENJAMIN SECHER

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